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Subject: Re: Req: toilet
From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite)
Date: 8 Sep 1996 04:50:36 GMT
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From: Colin_Douthwaite@equinox.gen.nz (Colin Douthwaite)
Newsgroups: sci.chem,rec.humor,alt.ascii-art
Subject: Re: toilet technology
Date: 22 Dec 1994 07:25:33 GMT
Message-ID: <3db9ld$mbh@southern.co.nz>
Colin Douthwaite (Colin_Douthwaite@equinox.gen.nz) wrote:
: d_tolle@smcvax.smcvt.edu wrote:
: In article ,
: virginia@comtch.iea.com (Virginia Ledgerwood) writes:
:> We would apprieciate any information on toilets that you have.
:> No one has responded yet. PLEASE HELP!!!!!
:>
:> From Aaron, Andrew, Joel, and Kyley
: "The Acme School of Stuff" is an excellent series of broadcasts
: from (I believe) Toronto. One of the programs tells all about how
: toilets operate, how they are manufactured, what they are made of,
: and so on. Find and Enjoy!
> There is a 1984 BBC Television documentary on the origin and
> development of public conveniences in Britain entitled "On The
> Throne". It traces the technology back to the quite elaborate public
> conveniences built by the Romans for their garrisons in Britain
> through to the modern automatic coin-operated SuperLoos of London.
> Good viewing if you can trace a copy and have a liking for
> lavatories and the stories that go with them :-)
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If you've got to go, then you've got to go
Before you reach your destination.
You'll be fined 5 quid if you lift the lid
And be put upon probation.
So don't use the W.C. whilst the train is standing in the Station ! "
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Upon the Throne " made in 1984 on the subject of toilet technology
and development dating from the Roman occupation of Britain to the
modern day, coin-operated, fully automatic, SuperLoos of London.
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1. Dux is a common brand of toilet in N.Z.
2. Kitty's picture is by Ed Savage
3. Because of the endless designs of toilet roll holders
this is omitted from the picture to avoid prejudice.
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